margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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