my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize