He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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