Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
