Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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