That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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