It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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