you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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