no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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