Midget sex pt 2 tonight
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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