I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
he was CRYING into my vagina
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize