well you can't waste a boner
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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