Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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