so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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