Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He shit in the fireplace
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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