yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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