We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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