And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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