Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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