he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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