you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Couch. On fire.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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