The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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