Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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