he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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