I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
