I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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