Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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