i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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