Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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