If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
