just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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