I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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