that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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