Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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