He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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