I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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