We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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