Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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