Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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