He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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