bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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