But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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