Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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