No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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