But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Randomize