just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He better not be in your backpack
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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