the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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