I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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