For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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