Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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