So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
try to milk me bitch
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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