yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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