ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Randomize
