I'm going to jail i love you
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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